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~Becca~2002-03-16 00:39:50
Testing one two!! Rar Fuck the Box... ok i'm done
Kathy2002-03-16 01:20:41
What does X-box have that my playstation does't? A LOT OF FUCKING PROBLEMS! X-Box is like, as retarded and that movie "Crossroads" with Brittney Spears in it. Why are they the same? I know they suck, and i don't want any parts of either of them! THATS RIGHT! FUCK X-BOX!!!! And FUCK BRITNEY SPEARS TOO!!
Fuck That Shit2002-03-17 15:49:51
Fuck Microsoft! Fuck them in their stupid asses! They are the ones who are the ball lickers!
Xboxsupporter2002-03-17 23:11:26
I don't know which is more stupid, this site's cheap knock off image of the xbox site, or the idiots that post on this. Back up your info you stupid fanboys, dont just scream about hating the box because it is "too big" or the controller sucks. The xbox is putting out games faster than the gamecube can say "luigi". Hunter, Brute Force, Blood Omen 2, Breed, Morrowind with MANY more that I have not mentioned. Watch out PS2, xbox is on your tail!
Tron2002-03-18 05:24:22
Funny site but not, I suspect, for the reasons you intend it to be. You also need to do some more research before succumbing to the net rumours and posting them as facts.
So much anger about a simple machine. Never mind.
Tron2002-03-18 05:27:55
BTW, before I see any "MS lackey" retorts, I also own a PS one, PS2, Dreamcast, Gamecube and a 1.4 gig athlon.
If you people are gamers, then you should try actually playing something on the Xbox before you rant about it.
I had to come back here because I wanted to see what other "facts" you had posted about your most hated of boxes.
ad damn2002-03-18 08:32:18
i for one find this site, message board, and juvenile attitude absoulutely side-splitting for some reason... i dont know, maybe it's cuz i've been hocked up on crack for 3 days, but i am having a hoot! hey, to all you "gamers" out there, uhh, i don't think you need to be pissed. unless you're not secure with your box. hey, i'm a non-gamer, i think all 3 systems are great. do i waste my time with them? no. do i waste my time on sites like this? hell's yeah.
Tron2002-03-18 13:41:15
Oh I'mj not pissd. I just think it's sad but amusing. I would like to hear a valid argument for their hatred of the Xbox.
Tron2002-03-18 13:42:38
Oh and by the way, Blood Omen does actually suck balls.
Me2002-03-18 18:54:50
Man, you guys are stupid, whoever put together this site......all the things besides like the shenmue II story is fake! xbox was never recalled in japan.... if you have this grudge about xbox then come to xbox365.com and tell us why.....
Tron2002-03-19 11:30:14
And the green screen of death is from a debug kit, not a retail unit. :)
ad damn2002-03-20 06:42:09
i think you're missing the point. the really relevant issue with the "green screen of death" is that it has actually killed 12 people, and counting. surely, we cannot let this abomination go unpunished? fuck Xbox! fuck Microsoft! THEY are the ones that are the ball-lickers!!!
Tron2002-03-21 03:48:37
Lol.
Benny2002-03-21 09:22:25
Hi guys. I like X-Box. It is my favorite box. I had a toaster box before. It wasn't as fun. I have every system in the world. PS, PS2, Gamecube, Dreamcast, Jaguar, Genesis w/ 32x and Sega CD, Super Nintendo, Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Game Gear, Game Boy, Linx, Atari, and a few others. I have not seen the light of day in three years. I like videogames. They help me escape this world.

This site is stupid. You are OBVIOUSLY mocking X-Box, the "giver of life" as I like to call it. If you had any sense, you would realize the X-Box is really like Midol for prepubiescent teens. You should not make fun. I am here to change your opinion. Seeing as you probably spent time and effort creating this site, I figure I can change your opinion with my stupid fucking two cents.

This is to all those fucking idiots that are posting to the FuckXBox site. Are you completely retarded, or has that come from brain damage staring at a little screen for hours on end.

"Hmm-m, today I will post to a site that disagrees with my opinion...for no real reason. FuckXBox...they probably don't mean that, maybe if I make a few comments, they will all come around. Now, back to masturbating with super glue while watching Lara Croft."
-Anti-FuckXBox Commentors.

Did you completely miss the humor of the site? Were you completely oblivious to the fact that it both slams X-Box and is pretty funny? No, you fucking cocksucking losers. "X-Box, you my only friend." Fucking click on another site next time.
Yep2002-03-23 04:07:14
Serious gamers eh? I love that.
I've played XBox. It sucks, in my humble opinion.
I've played GameCube too. It was better, but I don't like how many of the games are geared more towards a younger, less serious gaming generation, if you will. ;)
I am in love with my PS2 and spend as much quality "serious gaming" time with it as humanly possible. XBox does not have FFX, thus is reeks of shittiness. Bottom line. If XBox is on the tail of PS2, I think that pretty damn crappy, considering PS2 was released a year before the XBox system and it STILL hasn't caught up.
"XBox is for black rappers who spend ridiculous amounts of money on shitty systems because they can." Or something like that...I forget what I said before...
Rock on Rizzo!
"Damn the man!" ~Lucas, Empire Records
Cool_amigaN2002-03-23 19:25:21
Great site guys:)I would like to say something exept the common "Fuck Xbox" about the machine and the problems with the lack of distribution and the amount of money which are neaded to pay and buy the console.
Here in Greece at least half of the nation's population have a console or more plus a pc.The first problem is the high price we have to pay for the Xbox,although in europe a factory of m/s exists and manufactures Xboxes (in Hungury exactly) the price for the system with all it's peripherieals and a game is around 700 euros.To understand how much money that are, Nintendo's GameCube costs around 250 euros and it's inported from Japan with all the taxes.We can also buy a new DC for only 60 euros and we can easilly find many many games for that.The second major problem which appeared and to other european countries is the very very bad distribution.In computer stores there were joypads of Xbox, games and all the other things that anyone can buy for it but there was no Xbox console!About the hardware there are many many silly points.For example how can a machine with a GF3 GPU at 236 bits(i am not sure about the exaxt number) and a proccesor at 32 bits called 128 bit console.Xbox is full of common computer hardware and comparing with a super-duper pc we can add to the 700 euros 100 more and buy one.Keep in mind that UK sells Xbox to a higher price.If m/s really wants to dominated has to convince the third larger market that we can afford buying one and with the problem at Japan of low sales it is gonna be a lot harder.That's hust a few words and I did not involve any technoligical details and become boring.
eh..2002-03-24 09:16:28
translation: 1 Euro= 0.879097 American Dollars sooo.. 700 Euros = approximately $615. and 60 Euros = approximately $52 :)
Tron2002-03-24 15:29:34
Oooh. Touch a nerve? :)
xbox roolz!2002-04-04 07:03:19
Animosity towards the xbox is practically always a result of hatred towards microsoft, the world's no.1 convicted monopolist. And why not? Remember when Microsoft's petitions of public support were found to be chiefly composed of long-dead US citizens? How about when they unfairly pressured Hewlett Packard and other manafacturers into dropping OS/2? People who claim to 'check the facts' always seem to forget the consistent anti-consumer business methodology of MS, and how this will eventually manifest itself in all of MS's products.

Bill Gates is an unlikable, vicious little cunt that needs a fucking harsh beating.

Refalm2002-05-03 18:02:41
Common man? Go serious! You XBOX supporters bought that stupid piece of shit to brag on school or work and now your stuck with it and say that it's the best console you ever head! Have you even seen the AI of the bots @ Halo or experienced the small difference between a tree and an enemy?
The controller is just too damn big and it makes everyone's hands annoyd after a half hour. M$ can say that there resolution and gfx are the best on this planet, but the game developers doesn't seem to know how to use the XBOX basicly because it's a thorn-down Windows XP with the incompatibility sill in it... wait one month for the Nintendo Gamecube and feel the difference!
I am German2002-05-04 06:31:30
sorry, when I write some words false because I'm a German dude...

Ok I love this site because I'm a XBOX-Hater(ist this word right?) I think the best consoles are the Sony PS2 and then the Nintendo Gamecube. Microsoft should be stay with computers and software and don't mess with consolefirms like Nintendo, Sony and SEGA!!! well only four words XBOX is a FUCK!!!!

... sorry Microsoft you're losers!
Amakusa422002-05-22 00:40:55
So whats with the hate? What is your beef with the Xbox?

And please spare me the: "Because it sucks!" or "GameCube/Ps2/Dreamcast Rules!" comments that offer no explanation, I've heard them all.

Also, skip the Bill Gates is evil argument, cause I've heard that too. If this arguement holds weight, then the owners of Sony and Nintendo are evil as well.

Dont bother with the Microsoft bought XXXXX company arguments, cause Sony and Nintendo did that many times as well. Plus I heard those as well.

Oh, and I own EVERY game system EVER made, from Atari, to TI-99/4A, to Sega Genesis, To CollecoVision, to phillips CD-I, to N64, Xbox, GameCube, GBA, GBC, and PS2. So dont bother trying to turn it around on me and dismiss me as being a fanboy. Needless to say, I am extremely poor, though I do have a girlfriend (surprisingly enough).

Now, can you give a logical reason why you hate the xbox?
SuperUser2002-05-22 10:58:01
Amakusa42 :
Just because you heard the reason before does not mean it is illogical.

If you still can not see why the xbox and microsoft suck, even after looking at this site... well there is no hope for you, you deserve an xbox, you fool.
Amakusa2002-05-22 13:58:49
Thats it?? Your best argument is: 'You already heard the reason.' What are you, retarded? Can't you even THINK of one logical reason the XBox is a terrible system? You have a site full of reasons, and you can't pick ONE LOUSY ARGUMENT??
Xbox_Fanboy2002-06-04 10:31:15
You suck..!
Down With PS2 Fanboys2002-06-04 10:35:07
Well we see that fanboyism has hit an all time low.

This site is driven by one thing...FEAR. Fear that Xbox and Microsoft will put the hurt on Sony and crush them under Bill Gates' bootheel.

I hope you have enjoyed your time in the sun because the future is green my friends.
Xbox RULEZ, Ps2 DRoolz2002-06-04 10:44:16
By the way...the link you used for Seamus also had this to say about Microsoft: "THE HERRING TAKE: Microsoft Has pushed the limits of normal business competition. Nonetheless, the government seems to have forgiven the company's sins. Despite overwhelming product success, continues to innovate and delve into new markets. Has competitors in the customer relationship management software market shaking in their boots. Need more convincing? Witness the success of the mighty Xbox."
Jake2002-06-04 10:50:09
Hi, I'm one of the creators of this site, and in all honesty, it was only meant to be a joke. I never wanted to start these arguements and rants on these messageboards, and I definitely did not intend any harm towards XBox (or any gaming console for that matter).

I've seen the XBox graphics, and ok, they're very good. Even the gameplay is great, but someone like me does not have $1000 to spend on a system (heck, I only work 25 hours a week!). It's just not my thing, I can't seem to "bow" down to Microsoft. Oh well. :) Enjoy your consoles out there, and enjoy the site!
PS2roxors2002-06-04 10:57:00
some guy at gamestop says they might not make another playstation is that true?? sony is scared of microsofts power!?!?
Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Access denied for user: 'root@localhost' (Using password2002-06-04 11:00:03
What do have we here? A site dedicated to mis-informed/mind-numb/mindless zombies who can't seem to form an actual educated opinion? Many will find sanctuary here. How can you argue with "xbox doesn't have ffx or gta3 and so it sux becuz those r the gratest games ever," and "teh xbox sukz cuz bill gates is tha satan"? Those are cold, hard facts.
BILLGATES2002-06-04 11:00:57
I'm going to create a new site called 'FUCKJAKE' its going to be a gay-porno site! membership is free!
atari9042002-06-04 11:11:39
Wooooo......ummmm is this gaming-age forums??? or opa?? wow!!!! another site created by geeks!!!I want to fit in here!! xbox suxs!!! I love my gamecube!!! can I be a member now?!?! thats all I have to do to be cool right?? bash the xbox and I'm cool??
Biased Motherf*cker2002-06-04 11:18:24
Hey Dumbass....grow up you mother-fucking piece of shit....don't be jealous cuz your fucking gamecube is getting raped....even at $150 no one wants the piece of shit...SO go to hell dumbass...And get your head out of your ass you fucking rice boy
--Bill
Smith2002-06-04 11:20:00
XBOX RULEZ!!!!!!!! YOUR ALL JEALOUS PS2 OWNERS WHO GOT RIPPED OR GAMECUBE FANBOYS. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE AN XBOX AND I LOVE IT AND ALL OF YOU GUYS PROBABLY JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT AND JEALOUSY IS OVERCOMING YOUR SORRY WAYS! DID YOU HERE THAT HALO WON 4 AWARDS, TWO INCLUDING BEST CONSOLE GAME AND BEST ACTION GAME. WHERE'S GTA3'S AWARD?? WHERE'S METAL GEAR SOLID 2'S AWARD?? OH, IT GOT THE BEST CONTROLLER FEEDBACK AWARD. OH THATS REALLY NEAT!! LATER!
Xbox rules...dumbass2002-06-04 11:23:41
wtF?!? Why would ANYONE create a site dedicated to the xbox sucking? What a fucking nerd....grow up, like the poster before said...you guys have to be jealous..."What does Xbox have that my PS2 doesn't?"--That's a pretty simple question....EVERYTHING! Graphics are better, gameplay WILL be loads better....suck on Project Ego and Halo you dumbfucks...oh yeah, and a hard rive...oh yeah, and Xbox has NO problems...so quit making up sh!t...I've had mine since launch day and what problem has it had? Fuck off...plain and simple
Jake2002-06-04 11:29:52
C'mon guys, this is getting ridiculous. If you don't stop flaming these boards, I'm going to take your messages off. I told you, this is just a fun joke...and I even said it, I LIKE XBOX! So get off of my back.

I don't hate XBox, I just think that they should have a mascot, sort of like Mario for Nintendo, Sonic for Sega, etc. The marketing just isn't good.
ciggarettesthepussy2002-06-04 11:42:18
You guys take this board too seriously.
ciggarettesthepussy2002-06-04 11:43:27
Redmond, WA - In a bid to out-do competing force-feedback technologies such as Sony's vibrating PlayStation controllers, Microsoft today announced all controllers for the Xbox console will feature the newly-developed "ActiveDeath" technology. "ActiveDeath" actually kills the player when their on-screen character dies through a lethal injection carefully hidden inside the large green circle on the controller surface.


Even if you do own xbox you gotta admit that is funny. sheesh
SuperUser2002-06-05 12:21:12
Jake : stop posting from work, and go fix the light switches in that place off the Skajaquada.
scott2002-06-05 23:58:53
hi my name is scott and I'm one of the creators of this site. I am a huge loser who has no idea how magnificent the xbox console really is. me and my friend jake shag all night long and then think of more crap to put on this site
SuperUser2002-06-06 22:19:07
Hi scott, i'm surprised your inbred redneck father took his dick out of you ass long enough for you to learn how to use that "new fangled indernet". wow. impressive.

Now all you have to do is learn to use a search engine and you will see that you don't have to think of things to put on this page, because there is so much shit about the xbox out there. In fact, there is not even enough room on here to fit it all.

Did you know that playing xbox makes you sterile for instance?

I'm sorry, you probably don't know what the word "sterile" means. let me explain it for your simple mind. it means that you wont have to worry about getting you sister, mother, or cousins pregnant anymore. Congrats, you found a use for the xbox after all.
ULTRA LUIGI2002-06-10 02:24:18
NINTENDO RULES I HOPE BILL GATES DIES FOR ALL I CARE. O BILL GATES IS THINKING OF MAKING A HANDHELD SYSTEM XBOY XBOX CAN SUCK MY COCK. GAMECUBE KICKS FUCKING A
mizzshinycomet2002-06-12 15:54:42
XBOX is not the worst thing in the entire universe. I personally think it is a rather good gaming system. I feel differently about Playstation2 because one's company only makes a second version of a console because the first one wasn't good enough. Microsoft is a good company, and since XBOX is their first gaming system, I think some of you anti-XBOX ought to give it a second(third, forth, fifth) chance. It's really not that bad.

Feel free to start a flame war with me. I don't mind if you pull some of your anti-XBOX friends together and have them also flame me.
Yagami2002-06-13 00:38:46
FUCK THE MOTHFUCKIN XBOX ITS GOING TO DIE BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR AND WHEN IT DOES DIE I'LL LAUGH SO HARD ALL THE XBOX FANBOYS WILL BE COMMITIN SUICIDE THAT DAY AND I'LL BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to keep thing short buy a GC and/or a PS2 and have the best gaming combo to ever exist
mizzshinycomet2002-06-13 21:08:55
Wow, why do people swear and cuss? I guess they want to be "cool", like everyone else, but deep down inside they feel insecure and eternal loneliness...
You all have my sympathies! >;D
root2002-06-14 10:59:30
mizzshinycomet : You seem like a pretty nice person, im sorry if some people flame you, because you made points without being a jerk about it. I personally think xbox is a rather bad gaming system. Playstation2 was made becuase playstation one did so well, not becuase "they had to fix the mistakes" of playstation one. It doesn't seem like you have a good grasp on capitalism, thinking that people would only make one product and leave it at that. New car models come out every year. Lastly, Microsoft is a VERY bad company. Period.
mizzshinycomet2002-06-14 12:23:07
Well, you have some good points, and I respect your opinion, but I hope people aren't offended by mine. I still like Microsoft, though.
BadKarma2002-06-17 06:15:47
My biggest gripe with the xbox is that it's just a PC (with dodgy hardware) which is non upgradable.... I already have a pc (with way better hardware) so why should I buy one? For the games? don't really like what's not available for other sytems anyway .... Secondly the controllers are gargantuan and definatly not designed for my hands, in comparison, the gamecube controller is a dream come true.....

If we also take into account the fact that M$ has a shoddy customer service record (frankly they don't care much about their customers.....) then I definatly don't want a xbox
Mike Tyson's Big Black Cock2002-06-18 21:36:50
mizzshinycomet is a fucking mong
X112002-07-02 03:08:45
About XBox Cpu's
XBOX: 733mhz
GameCube: 400mhz

XBOX: 32bit
GAMECUBE: 128bit

Gamecube is actually 4x faster!
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realist2002-07-18 23:02:20
Let's see. Today is August 18th, 2002. Let's see how long until this dumbass site is shut down... My guess? By August 21st there will be no site.

-predictor
y0 m0mma2002-07-22 08:36:50
Bottom line Xcrox is terrible, first thing i dont like is that you have to purchase extra software and bullshit to watch dvd's. Second the only game thats half way decent is Halo witch isint much fun after beating it and all of my friends in the multiplayer mode. Third micro$haft is just a down right shitty company that puts out a third rate OS along with a bunch of 4th rate programs for shitty x86 hardware. Four slick billy gates is ugly. Five conrollers suck and the damn machine is as big as my TV. Six PS2 has ten times as many games, i can play psone games on it and i can watch dvd's on it right out of the box, and you can use psone controllers. Six did I say the controller is to big? Seven its basicly a shitty computer with a wintel ship in it running a stripped down version windoze 2000. Eight just look at the new ms logo "X" somewhat similar to the nazi symbole the swaztica[or how ever the fuck its spelled], Xbox, XP their trying to take over the world, or at least the "cyber world" of computers and the internet. Thank god the american goverment is accually doing something right and trying to break this horrid company up before they start really fucking things up. Nine i garuntee that when Xbox goes on line[has it yet?] their will be millions of hacks and exploits for it, and think about it, if a hacker got into your Xcroc and formatted the drive what would you do? Its not like your computer witch you can reinstall windoze or what ever os. You would be f00ked, im sure you could send it to M$ or something but who wants to deal with that? I sure dont. Ten I dont like Micr0$oft, their a dirty little[well quite big accually]company that needs to be wiped off the face of the earth...
y0 m0mma2002-07-22 08:37:00
Bottom line Xcrox is terrible, first thing i dont like is that you have to purchase extra software and bullshit to watch dvd's. Second the only game thats half way decent is Halo witch isint much fun after beating it and all of my friends in the multiplayer mode. Third micro$haft is just a down right shitty company that puts out a third rate OS along with a bunch of 4th rate programs for shitty x86 hardware. Four slick billy gates is ugly. Five conrollers suck and the damn machine is as big as my TV. Six PS2 has ten times as many games, i can play psone games on it and i can watch dvd's on it right out of the box, and you can use psone controllers. Six did I say the controller is to big? Seven its basicly a shitty computer with a wintel ship in it running a stripped down version windoze 2000. Eight just look at the new ms logo "X" somewhat similar to the nazi symbole the swaztica[or how ever the fuck its spelled], Xbox, XP their trying to take over the world, or at least the "cyber world" of computers and the internet. Thank god the american goverment is accually doing something right and trying to break this horrid company up before they start really fucking things up. Nine i garuntee that when Xbox goes on line[has it yet?] their will be millions of hacks and exploits for it, and think about it, if a hacker got into your Xcroc and formatted the drive what would you do? Its not like your computer witch you can reinstall windoze or what ever os. You would be f00ked, im sure you could send it to M$ or something but who wants to deal with that? I sure dont. Ten I dont like Micr0$oft, their a dirty little[well quite big accually]company that needs to be wiped off the face of the earth...
y0 m0mma2002-07-22 08:37:20
Bottom line Xcrox is terrible, first thing i dont like is that you have to purchase extra software and bullshit to watch dvd's. Second the only game thats half way decent is Halo witch isint much fun after beating it and all of my friends in the multiplayer mode. Third micro$haft is just a down right shitty company that puts out a third rate OS along with a bunch of 4th rate programs for shitty x86 hardware. Four slick billy gates is ugly. Five conrollers suck and the damn machine is as big as my TV. Six PS2 has ten times as many games, i can play psone games on it and i can watch dvd's on it right out of the box, and you can use psone controllers. Six did I say the controller is to big? Seven its basicly a shitty computer with a wintel ship in it running a stripped down version windoze 2000. Eight just look at the new ms logo "X" somewhat similar to the nazi symbole the swaztica[or how ever the fuck its spelled], Xbox, XP their trying to take over the world, or at least the "cyber world" of computers and the internet. Thank god the american goverment is accually doing something right and trying to break this horrid company up before they start really fucking things up. Nine i garuntee that when Xbox goes on line[has it yet?] their will be millions of hacks and exploits for it, and think about it, if a hacker got into your Xcroc and formatted the drive what would you do? Its not like your computer witch you can reinstall windoze or what ever os. You would be f00ked, im sure you could send it to M$ or something but who wants to deal with that? I sure dont. Ten I dont like Micr0$oft, their a dirty little[well quite big accually]company that needs to be wiped off the face of the earth...
y0 m0mma2002-07-22 08:37:24
Bottom line Xcrox is terrible, first thing i dont like is that you have to purchase extra software and bullshit to watch dvd's. Second the only game thats half way decent is Halo witch isint much fun after beating it and all of my friends in the multiplayer mode. Third micro$haft is just a down right shitty company that puts out a third rate OS along with a bunch of 4th rate programs for shitty x86 hardware. Four slick billy gates is ugly. Five conrollers suck and the damn machine is as big as my TV. Six PS2 has ten times as many games, i can play psone games on it and i can watch dvd's on it right out of the box, and you can use psone controllers. Six did I say the controller is to big? Seven its basicly a shitty computer with a wintel ship in it running a stripped down version windoze 2000. Eight just look at the new ms logo "X" somewhat similar to the nazi symbole the swaztica[or how ever the fuck its spelled], Xbox, XP their trying to take over the world, or at least the "cyber world" of computers and the internet. Thank god the american goverment is accually doing something right and trying to break this horrid company up before they start really fucking things up. Nine i garuntee that when Xbox goes on line[has it yet?] their will be millions of hacks and exploits for it, and think about it, if a hacker got into your Xcroc and formatted the drive what would you do? Its not like your computer witch you can reinstall windoze or what ever os. You would be f00ked, im sure you could send it to M$ or something but who wants to deal with that? I sure dont. Ten I dont like Micr0$oft, their a dirty little[well quite big accually]company that needs to be wiped off the face of the earth...
y0 m0mma2002-07-22 08:37:38
Bottom line Xcrox is terrible, first thing i dont like is that you have to purchase extra software and bullshit to watch dvd's. Second the only game thats half way decent is Halo witch isint much fun after beating it and all of my friends in the multiplayer mode. Third micro$haft is just a down right shitty company that puts out a third rate OS along with a bunch of 4th rate programs for shitty x86 hardware. Four slick billy gates is ugly. Five conrollers suck and the damn machine is as big as my TV. Six PS2 has ten times as many games, i can play psone games on it and i can watch dvd's on it right out of the box, and you can use psone controllers. Six did I say the controller is to big? Seven its basicly a shitty computer with a wintel ship in it running a stripped down version windoze 2000. Eight just look at the new ms logo "X" somewhat similar to the nazi symbole the swaztica[or how ever the fuck its spelled], Xbox, XP their trying to take over the world, or at least the "cyber world" of computers and the internet. Thank god the american goverment is accually doing something right and trying to break this horrid company up before they start really fucking things up. Nine i garuntee that when Xbox goes on line[has it yet?] their will be millions of hacks and exploits for it, and think about it, if a hacker got into your Xcroc and formatted the drive what would you do? Its not like your computer witch you can reinstall windoze or what ever os. You would be f00ked, im sure you could send it to M$ or something but who wants to deal with that? I sure dont. Ten I dont like Micr0$oft, their a dirty little[well quite big accually]company that needs to be wiped off the face of the earth...
y0 m0mma2002-07-22 08:39:52
Sorry for the massive amount of post's i didnt mean to do that....
Sorry...
EtherDeath2002-07-25 22:24:48
i despise the xbox. 1. its a chopped up PC 2. controllers are mammoth 3. console looks like a freaking VCR. 4. made by the scum of the earth corporation. 5. copies PS2 and their games 6. an upgrade to Dreamcast which failed miserably. 7.has so many problems in the hardware 8. has to have many hookups just to play DVDs (so MS can get more money) 9. the only games that backs xbox up is Halo and DOA3.

and im not a PS2 fanboy. i have reasons to hate xbox and the ppl who make it.
SuperMan2002-08-25 21:43:22
Someday you, you chlidren and your childrens chlidren will own a XBOX, so Ha Ha
screw you2002-08-26 08:00:04
Fuck all of you. Pussies, you couldn't hang with the Xbox that's why you went to the Gaycube or the PS (Prick Sucker) systems.
PS2 Sux!2002-08-28 05:37:58
It's funny... people are saying that the Xbox copied the PS2... Well what's also funny is that Sony never even had online plans for the PS2 until Microsoft announced Xbox Live. You dumb ass PS2 Fanboys can thank Microsoft for putting your gaystation 2 online. If Xbox Live didn't exist, neither would your stupid online gaming, which is pathetic anyway... "pay to play" accounts for each seperate game??? No thanks, I will be paying one small fee for a year of ALL Xbox Live games combined.
teddy2002-08-28 21:30:17
this site is so hilarious! lets not forget the xbox specs blow away ps2, also gamecube. yes maybe sales are just now picking up for the xbox because of the price cut. remember ps2 was already a full year and a half out before xbox. remember people xbox is in it for the long run! and also has almost 45 billion dollars in the bank to weather any storm with no problem! sony and nintendo dont even come close to that kind of cash!!!!!!!!! so xbox gamers keep rockin.
PlayNOW.com.au2002-09-18 04:52:45
HAHAHAHAHA
Tchettane2002-10-10 06:54:56
regardez cette image :)
http://tchettane.free.fr/paymore.jpg

XBOX : PAY MORE
cokemaster2002-11-25 04:45:38
I don't have anything against the xbox or ps2 as such. All my hatred is towards Microsoft.
Why?
Because of their unfair business practices and their abuse of power. Comon microsoft didn't just make the xbox because they wanted to make a good machine (which it isn't), they just wanted more market share!!, they they can rip even more people off.

They do that with office, windows in general.

If i had the money i would buy a xbox... then install linux - i know microsoft loses money selling the fuckers so they rip people off on the games.

Just my 2c
yomamma2002-11-30 21:02:13
yomamma sed get out da house! get out da house! bizatch!! The monster green machine ripping ya slepn, tearing your brains out till its about to pop! shenmue, SEGA and xbox just won't STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ho ho yo yo! BIZZZZZZAAAAAAATCCCCH!!!!!!!
yomamma2002-11-30 21:09:51
yomamma sed get out da house! get out da house! bizatch!! The monster green machine ripping ya slepn, tearing your brains out till its about to pop! shenmue, SEGA and xbox just won't STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ho ho yo yo! BIZZZZZZAAAAAAATCCCCH!!!!!!!
You are fucking gay2002-12-07 14:59:43
Wow what a waste of space. The author of this site is fucking retarded. Don't you have anything better 2 do? You remind me a 30 year old virgin, in a star track outfit writting death threat letters to bill gates from the saftey of your moms basement. (penny arcade) Go fuck yoursel loser.
Dante_ldk2003-01-13 11:51:10
Here's a tasty piece of info:

If you took all the PS2 units that have been sold (33 million I belive) and stacked them all up they would make a 2.3 foot high wall, all the way around the M25 (That's the motorway that surrounds London for you Americans) while, in fairness Microsoft can also do this, now they have sold nine Xboxes.
Snyde2003-01-30 23:24:51
Here's another thing to ponder... If you took all of the current PS2's made, then SUBTRACT all of the ones that have BROKEN or FAILED to work... you'll have a much smaller number of consoles actually out there than you think. Fact: Sony shipped the PS2 knowing full well that there were hardware problems. Go to any babbages, Software Etc., Game Stop, etc, etc... and ask them how many demo models they've gone through. I promise you the number will be greater than 2, FOR EVERY STORE YOU ASK!!!!!!

MichaelT2003-02-20 05:03:26
First, to the person who said that the GameCube is a "kiddy machine" Go play Eternal Darkness, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil 1 and 0, and check out the soon-to-be-released Capcom five, and keep in mind that the only console that BMX XXX WASN'T censored on was the GameCube, so grow up and stop flinging taunts, the GameCube is a cool system.

I think we should all band together here, GameCube owners and Playstation owners. I have both, and love 'em both. I don't like seeing what MS have done to the industry. Fuck me dead if "Dead and Alive Beach Volleyball" is a game, it's this sort of stuff appealing to the lowest common denominator that MS does so well.

Halo was a fluke, because they screwed game players everywhere and bought the company. The they made Bungee get rid of the five last level because the were taking so long, and then MS told Bungee to make players turn around at the end and play through the game backwards, to make it longers....all this on a console with rooted controls for a FPS, it never should have gone there.

No MS are making some game in Japan, P.O.R.N or N.U.D.E or some shite, again to appeal to spotty teenage boys who can't buy a date and losers everywhere.

No other company could stay in business as long as they have losing the sort of money they are, how can you say they are a success? They have fuck all good games.

They are only selling stuff cheap (console and three games) to undercut their opposition. Wait until they succeed, and see what the prices do then!

In short, MS make a dumb "entertainment system" that appeals to brain dead and casual gamers, they employ unethical tactics, they are killing creativity, and they make up for their lack of sense with an excess of money and a philosophy of "If you can't make your own stuff, buy it."

How about a forum for all us XBox haters? Cheers.
yomamma2003-04-20 19:18:08
WAAI! I LIKE XBOX NOW! EVERYONE GO BUY ONE! SERIOUSLY, GO BUY ONE! I HATED XBOX, NOW I HAVE ONE AND ITS DAMN GREAT! GAMECUBE + XBOX = GOOD!!!!!!!!!
HeeHee2003-05-27 00:00:37
I like to fuck my girlfriends box thats right, even tho' the controls were hard to master I have'em licked (hee-hee), and sometimes she sucks too but mostly I like to fuck her tight little Y-box
Xbox hater2003-06-06 23:09:52
I hate the stupid xbox!!!! i kno you guys say you can't judge a book by its cover but in the Xbox's case u can! I have played the xbox and pretty much all i have seen is how much "computer" Bill Freakin Gates has put into it. I mean the guys at Nintendo were trying to create a " video game system" not a "computer". So give Xbox a chance but dont screew with Nintendo and don't under estimate PS2! Oh yea personaly i think Xbox's only good title is HALO and thats all, nothing is realy original and good =)! (PS: I hate Micro$oft and i hate Bill Gate$, and he does whipe his ass with 10$ bills, or 100$ lol.)
Xbox Hater2003-06-07 13:30:44
I'm back. Xbox the "computer" suxs! If it wasn't for Bill Gate$ and his special company Micro$oft all the Xboxs would be burnd and raped! Bill freakin i'm the billionar Gate$ could create a system called "fnhr35" and all u did was move a little dot around and tried to avoid other dots like in a racecar track and if it selled for 150$, u would still buy it because its made by Bill Gate$ and Micro$ft! so screew Xbox,so screew Xbox,so screew Xbox,so screew Xbox,so screew Xbox,so screew Xbox,so screew Xbox,so screew Xbox,so screew Xbox,!!!!! NIntendo Rulz,NIntendo Rulz,NIntendo Rulz,NIntendo Rulz,NIntendo Rulz,!!!! Xbox=gay, Nintendo=Cool, tight ass!!!!
Darth Xbox Hater2003-06-07 13:38:34
Xbox is not cool! the people who own an Xbox must have bought it when they were high on crack!!!! Xbox is a stupid system made to give Bill Gate$ an extra 1$ billion so he can whipe his ass with $1000 instead of $100!!! so Nintendo rulz ========)))))))))))))))))) X-fucking-box suxs and it makes people get high....which is bad...kinda.....umm....no its not,.....but Xbox still suxs!!!!!! NNNNNIIIIINNNNTTTTEEEENNNNDDDDOOOO RRRUUULLLLZZZZZ!!!!!!

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